dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
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All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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