Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
MIDGETS
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I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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