Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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