Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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