the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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