"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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