Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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