we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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