My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Why is there bacon in the couch?
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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