Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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