And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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