i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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