Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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