question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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