Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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