i jhust puked up my retainher.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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