Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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