some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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