if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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