You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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