whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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