Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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