One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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