real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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