you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Farmville is her only friend.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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