Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Do you have feelings for this penis?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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