Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
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I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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