Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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