I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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