Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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