Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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