Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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