MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
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