u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
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alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.