Jerry, you need to find god
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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sick fucks of a feather flock together
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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