Porn is love you can see.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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