it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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