I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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