if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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