it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Randomize