if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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