Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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