I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
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