i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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