wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
This toilet bowl is my home.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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