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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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