whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Randomize