Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Randomize
