Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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