Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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