I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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